please freeze me

kelliope:

Guided by Voices - Billy Wire

This was our road trip instant repeater.

amor-fati:

“While other caterpillars are naturally camouflaged to match the types of plants their parents laid their eggs on or change their colors based on diet or location, the looper makes its own disguise.
It will actually pluck petals from the flower of the plant it’s munching on, then affix those petals to its back with silk. As the petals start to wilt and discolor, the critter will replace them with new petals.”
(via The Caterpillar That Makes Its Own Camouflage - Mental Floss)


This is similar to the relationship I have with my cats, wherein I affix their fur to my black clothing in the hopes of camouflaging myself to avoid undue human contact.

amor-fati:

While other caterpillars are naturally camouflaged to match the types of plants their parents laid their eggs on or change their colors based on diet or location, the looper makes its own disguise.

It will actually pluck petals from the flower of the plant it’s munching on, then affix those petals to its back with silk. As the petals start to wilt and discolor, the critter will replace them with new petals.”

(via The Caterpillar That Makes Its Own Camouflage - Mental Floss)

This is similar to the relationship I have with my cats, wherein I affix their fur to my black clothing in the hopes of camouflaging myself to avoid undue human contact.

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"How the fuck are you getting a degree when you can’t even figure out where and when commencement is happening or how to put on the stupid hat thing?"

My Mama

sassyfrasscircus:

Donna Summer will live forever. Fuck cancer.

isthisfeminist:

This woman is texting a friend about her date. IS THIS FEMINIST? 
Frankly, it’s appalling that you think we might endorse antiquated, stereotypically feminine behavior like “texting your friends about your dates,” or “telling your friends about your dates,” or “having friends.” However, this particular woman is texting her friend to say that her date was Zorgon, the All-Powerful, and that after their date he teleported her to a glowing void dimension in which there was no space nor time, only unlimited free wireless. So, we’re fine with it. This woman is REPRESENTING FEMINISM. For now. 

isthisfeminist:

This woman is texting a friend about her date. IS THIS FEMINIST? 

Frankly, it’s appalling that you think we might endorse antiquated, stereotypically feminine behavior like “texting your friends about your dates,” or “telling your friends about your dates,” or “having friends.” However, this particular woman is texting her friend to say that her date was Zorgon, the All-Powerful, and that after their date he teleported her to a glowing void dimension in which there was no space nor time, only unlimited free wireless. So, we’re fine with it. This woman is REPRESENTING FEMINISM. For now. 

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yoursecretary:

welp.


I’ve been watching a lot of “mid-90s-white-people-crises-in-the-immediate-post-grad-months” movies recently. And by “a lot” I mean this, and Noah Baumbach’s Kicking and Screaming. I picked up my cap’n’gown today from a very nice woman with Alumni Affairs who innocently asked, “so, what’s next?” I locked eyes with her for a moment before my left eye did its recently acquired wince/twitch combo, and I backed away muttering, “nothing, and I don’t really want to talk about it.”

Because I don’t. 

yoursecretary:

welp.

I’ve been watching a lot of “mid-90s-white-people-crises-in-the-immediate-post-grad-months” movies recently. And by “a lot” I mean this, and Noah Baumbach’s Kicking and Screaming. I picked up my cap’n’gown today from a very nice woman with Alumni Affairs who innocently asked, “so, what’s next?” I locked eyes with her for a moment before my left eye did its recently acquired wince/twitch combo, and I backed away muttering, “nothing, and I don’t really want to talk about it.”

Because I don’t. 

(Source: prettyeyed-piratesmile)

imspeckledlikealeopard:

Thurston Hopkins - Tango in the East End, London, 1954 

imspeckledlikealeopard:

Thurston Hopkins - Tango in the East End, London, 1954 

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"fuck equality get boozed."

POP FEMINIST PERBLOG:  

AND AGAIN

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